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1. What can MAGA’s do to stop Biden from cheating again?: / Jokes /; A guy goes to a bar and is served by a robot bartender. The robot says, "What'll you have?" and the guy says, "A martini." He then gets the best martini he's ever tasted. The robot says, "What's your IQ?" The ...; Created on 28 August 2024
2. ZohoBooks: Error Code 15: Ensure Billing Address has less than 100 characters: / Zoho /; ... you have sent the code to either create or update the estimate in ZohoBooks. You will need the returned estimate ID and I'm not 100% sure the attention/phone number goes along as my client didn't include ...; Created on 18 September 2023
3. Zoho Inventory & eBay Picture Services: UploadSiteHostedPictures: / Zoho /; ... fields in Zoho Inventory... and the list goes on. So in my job, we tend to create a few custom functions which will download any item from eBay to Zoho Inventory and vice-versa. Easy to make the function ...; Created on 31 March 2022
4. Zoho Deluge: Push a value to a datetime field in CRM: / Zoho /; What? A very quick article to show pushing the date and time to ZohoCRM or ZohoCreator. Why? You may have received an error that goes something like: datatype: datetime How? Here are ...; Created on 10 September 2021
5. Google Drive API v3 - OAuth2 using Service Account in PHP/JWT: / Google /; ... but at least stored (eg. outside your web root) where this script can access it. The same goes for the access token, store it off the web but where this script can access it (read/write). // ...; Created on 02 February 2019
6. Zoho Deluge - Hide Reset Button on Form: / Zoho /; ... goes: Why? Because I can. And because as someone said, a "reset" button is so 1990. I have a confirmation page and don't want the button to show so... How? Well edit the HTML... Now to do ...; Created on 15 November 2018
7. Joes Quicklist Weblinks (JQW) Downloads: / Downloads /; ... 1.5.4.3 - Fixed Bug: Weblinks links now goes to link via Joomla component.- Date Uploaded: Fri, 25th Nov 2011 1.5.4.2 - Fixed Bug: Category selects from user prefix (was gh165 prefix)- Date ...; Created on 07 September 2015
8. SSRS: Performance Improvements: SELECT TOP: / SQL Server Reporting Services /; What? This article details a method we used on a search form in a SQL Server Reporting Services (SSRS) environment. The requirement (amongst others) was that the report ran in less than a few seconds. ...; Created on 07 March 2014
9. Client Services: Website Development Agreement: / Static Items /; ... can step in when necessary but they will not necessarily match my skillset. My associates only get involved when something goes unexpectedly wrong and I do not have the extra time to allocate. They will ...; Created on 15 November 2013
10. The greatest invention in IT: / IT Support /; ... Issues in the Use of Interactive Systems. If you've guessed it, my vote goes for whoever invented the "Undo" button: cross-platform, multi-lingual, future-proof and as everlasting as human error. ...; Created on 13 September 2012
11. Returning Oracle Stored Procedure Resultset in SSRS: / SQL Server Reporting Services /; ... Services (SSRS). Well "non-productive" more than "fun" as most of the examples on the net are either half-complete or partially documented. So here goes... Using Business Intelligence Development Studio ...; Created on 19 January 2012
12. MySQL last year week month day trend periods: / MySQL /; Why? I recently made a joomla module that displays the lastest members to signup. It goes a little further and counts activated accounts for the past day, week, month and year (the below examples count ...; Created on 31 October 2011
13. Stop Excel Row Height Self-Adjust on Refresh: / Excel /; ... only authorised personnel could refresh the data on the Excel spreadsheet and they would then save as PDF and send to appropriate staff. Other Issues I usually felt that CHAR(13) goes hand in hand ...; Created on 30 September 2011
14. Inserting incremental weeks in MySQL: / MySQL /; ... Unfortunately the developer wrote a system he felt would last the rest of his PhD degree, it's a shame he started in his last year. He used functions to mktime and simulate the dates. A function goes ...; Created on 15 April 2011
15. Difference between two dates - the midnight hour: / Web-Development /; ... that date as long as the "To Date" never goes past midnight into the next day... But what system doesn't do this (no Microsoft jokes please)? The Solution Eureka! Or duh! for those that it's obvious ...; Created on 06 April 2011
16. Developer's Checklist: Taking over a projec: / Web-Development /; ... goes in, what comes out? (accepts/returns, data types specifically, test by running each function separately) Examine databases (data types, constraints, primary/foreign keys, autoincrements, schema ...; Created on 01 March 2011
17. This file contains HTML or script code that may be erroneously interpreted by a web browser: / Hypertext Markup Language /; ... in how big the SWF files are by your server. We changed ours to 20Mb to accommodate for 5 minute SWF videos... If the screen just goes blank when you've uploaded a file, then you'll need to debug. ...; Created on 08 October 2009
18. Database Error: Unable to connect to the database: Could not connect to MySQL: / MySQL /; ... my webhost, and the problem is the number of MYSQL database queries. It goes up to about 200,000 in the first few minutes of use and then after that every page load is a few hundred to few thousand queries ...; Created on 25 September 2009
19. Keyboard and mouse shortcuts in Google Chrome: / Google /; ... Press Backspace, or Alt and the left arrow together. Goes to the previous page in your browsing history for the tab. Press Shift+Backspace, or Alt and ...; Created on 23 September 2009
20. Can't play music after Firmware Update Version 3.: / IT Support /; Well we're all happy that the iPlayer from the BBC has come to PS3 in Europe but I'm less impressed about the multi-audio output. My setup is that the sound goes from the Playstation to the Sound System ...; Created on 21 September 2009