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A lively futuristic bar scene featuring a robot bartender serving three distinct customers

A guy goes to a bar and is served by a robot bartender. The robot says, "What'll you have?" and the guy says, "A martini." He then gets the best martini he's ever tasted. The robot says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "167." The robot proceeds to chat with him about subatomic physics, black holes, and game theory.

Curious, the guy comes back a second night. "What'll you have?" says the robot and the guy again receives the best martini of his life. "What's your IQ?" "100." The robot proceeds to chat about NASCAR, Budweiser, and John Deere tractors.

The guy comes back a third night and this time when asked says, "About 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "Isn't it terrible the way Biden stole the election?"

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