What's the problem? Amusing computer issueshttps://www.joellipman.com/articles/web-development/whats-the-problem-amusing-computer-reports.html

28 April 2011 done what you said but it's still not working". "From my logs, you haven't restarted this machine in a while.". "No I definitely log off every evening and then back on again". "You mean you log back on in the morning?" "No it takes so long in the...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Web-Development
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Sir James Dyson explains his bladeless fanhttps://www.joellipman.com/articles/_other-misc/sir-james-dyson-explains-his-bladeless-fan.html

30 October 2009 fraction of the energy of normal fans. In the UK, we may not need air conditioning as much as other countries but this is definitely a step in the right direction. {youtube}6A3IM06xgr0{/youtube}

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Hobbies
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SSRS External Images don't displayhttps://www.joellipman.com/articles/microsoft/ssrs/ssrs-external-images-dont-display.html

19 September 2011 whether to display an image or not. Bit of a cop-out I know but after two weeks of trying to find a solution, I would definitely recommend seeing if you can't check at the database level first. I will in future. Debug Method Fallback to debug methods;...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: SQL Server Reporting Services
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Zoho CRM: Using a function for validation rules (or restricting specific picklist options by user profile)https://www.joellipman.com/articles/crm/zoho/zoho-crm-using-a-function-for-validation-rules.html

11 February 2022 So this is a pretty cool feature in Zoho CRM that I hadn't used much but definitely worth an article. The ability to block field picklist options from being selected based on the profile of a user. Why? There were several alternatives we considered...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Zoho
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Joel's Reference to MidJourney v4 Promptshttps://www.joellipman.com/graphic-design/joel-s-guide-to-midjourney-prompts.html

11 February 2023 I'm only trying to list ones that produced the desired effect: Famous Shows in the style of... Note that these are almost definitely infringing on copyright/intellectual property and should not be used in a commercial setting. {module title="Joel...

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• Author: Joel Lipman
• Category: Graphic Design
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